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Wednesday 26 May 2010

Free

I was organising a little gathering for the first afternoon of the Chippenham Folk Festival. I asked a fairly new dancer to come along. She asked what it involved

I explained that it involves drinking beer
She said she is teetotal
Then I told her we also plan to eat fine cheese
She is "dairy free"
So I pointed out that she could eat some crackers
She is "wheat free"

I've told her to come and watch :-)

Tuesday 4 May 2010

This Election Lark

One of my former neighbours had a nice line in political posters in his window. Lines I can remember include:

  • "Don't vote - it only encourages them"
  • "Guy Fawkes - The only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions"

Don't know what happened to the neighbour....