Recently I was in "Savers" and although I don't even look like a bloke who'd be interested in a special offer on lipstick they just had to ask.
Today I was in Boots and in a hurry. There was a substantial queue.
Them: Do you have Boots card?
Them (brightly): Would you like a Boots card?
Me: I'm a pay and go customer!
I should have deployed it earlier really.